SuperWolf crossover » Stiles has learnt many things as the sheriff’s son, but being sneaky is not one of them.
“Stiles. What are you doing?" "Oh, h-hey, Dad! Fancy meeting you here, huh? At the… sheriff’s office… where you… work…"
#agent lupin and black haha fuck me #now imagine stiles okay imagine his face when they introduce themselves with those names #and stiles is just like #seriously dude lupin and black #in what universe did you think that would work #fucking lupin and black you gotta be kidding me guys let me guess #you are here because of the animal attacks #I know right they are suspicious #almost WEREWOLF suspicious #did you come here looking for werewolves #which I know nothing about of course #this is a werewolf free zone yeah so you can go wave those fake badges somewhere else #lupin and black oh my god dad did you hear that they just straight up used names from harry potter #everyone knows harry potter dad #the only people in the universe who haven’t read or seen harry potter are the characters in harry potter #and that’s cause they lived them dad that’s cause they lived the harry potter#and the winchesters just kind of stare at stiles and the sheriff is like #stiles what—#but stiles shushes him and turns to the winchesters again all #lupin and black my ass get the hell out of here (via prettiestcaptain)
a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes
Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.
The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.
The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.
But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
May the odds never be in your favor
Radioactive- Imagine Dragons & Pompeii- Bastille
HOLY MOTHER OF
oh my fucking god this is so good
DEAR GOD. I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO INDIE MUSIC HEAVEN
THAT TOOK ME .04 SECONDS TO REBLOG
Holy mother of God! Can’t wait to see I.D. On my 18th birthday!
COULD NOT HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON FAST ENOUGH.
HOLY FLYING FUCK YES
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT WHAT HOW CAN THIS EXIST OH MY GOD I LOVE IT
I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.
and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great
Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?
Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.
FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA
Fairytales tell, as their labels imply,
stories of magic, of creatures that fly
With giants and dragons and ogres and elves
And inanimate objects that speak for themselves
There’s romance and danger and plotting of schemes
There’s good guys and bad guys and some guys in-between
A fairytale also reveals some sort of truth
The perils of choices we make in our youth
But our story today is different in theme
For our hero had no choice - or so it would seem
It starts with a fairy bestowing a spell
This one’s a baby named Ella of Frell.